Black Tennis Pros

Since the human rear end likens itself to an opinion, in that everybody has one, I am mystified at the two-year-old-like responses of cameramen constantly taking shots of American Venus Williams assets every time they get a chance, and every idiot who posts some sex-related headline with one of these photos attached to try and turn her outfit into anything other than what it is.

Brown shorts on brown skin is working you guys overtime! Grow up will ya?

Nonetheless, in response to all of the ig'nants out there who act as if they've never seen a butt in shorts before, Venus discussed her tennis design in a press conference with the following comments:

When asked if her aim was to excite the imagination of male fans (good grief), she said, "That was never the objective. It all started in Australia with the slits, and it was about wearing a dress that looks like you have these slits with bareness (underneath)."

"So the design has nothing to do with the rear. It just so happens that I have a very well developed one!"

"It's all genetic. If you look at mom and dad, you'll see the same thing happening. If you look at my sister (Serena), you'll see the same thing."

"It's really about the illusion. Like you can wear lace, but what's the point of wearing lace when there's just black under?" she asked reporters.

"The illusion of just having bare skin is definitely for me a lot more beautiful. So it's really not about anything else other than just that skin showing. So I'm glad that it's gotten good reviews. I mean, it could be worse."